Inday…. will always love you!

Another busy day. Ganun yata talaga pag…. lam mo na… kung di mo pa alam… malalaman mo din yun. In due time. ☺ Katuwa ano… kung sakaling medyo tsismoso ka tulad ko…. at di mo alam ang sinasabi ko… kawawa ka naman.. kasi mag-iisip ka ng mag-iisip kung ano yung dapat alam mo na pero di mo talaga alam. Tapos gusto mo ito malaman pero di mo alam kung paano mo ito malalaman at kailan mo ito malalaman! Magulo? Di naman masyado.

Anyway – kahit busy ako dito sa office… naisisingit ko pa rin naman pag-surf sa net. I was reading the Inquirer and there was this article regarding “Inday”. Apparently – Inday is super famous na…. and is bound to surpass even Eraption. Ha? Bakit di ko yata siya kilala. Initially – akala ko this Inday … and yung Inday sa “Inday and the Superfriends” ay iisa lang. Hindi pala. She’s in a class of her own. Isipin nyo na lang… a “kasamabahay” having Miriam Defensor Santiago’s wits and gift of “big words” gab, pagka-adelentado ni Ambrosia of Pugad Baboy at ang “sossy and expensive” taste ni Paris Hilton. Interesting right? Well.. it gets better. Alam nyo naman ang mga Pinoy… magaling sa kabulastugan — para nang teleserye ang buhay ni Inday. May love interest sa katauhan ni Dodong. May kaagaw sa katauhan ni Ederlyn. Nagkaroon sya ng affair sa lalaki nyang amo… She even died… and dahil sa teleserye… muling mabuhay. Katuwa di ba? Di ka pa rin convinced? Eto ang ilang sample…

Amo : Inday, anong gamit mong sabon? Ang kinis ng kutis mo! Papaya? Calamansi?
Inday: No Ma;am! Only Belo touches my skin. Who touches yours?

The consistency was fine. But u see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
- Nageexplain c Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.

Amo: Inday, bumili k nga ng mga isda..Ay oongapala, inglesera k n ngaun, would you please buy many fishes for this week’s meals?
Inday: Judging by ur statement, i believe u meant a variety of fish. The term ‘fishes’ although rarely used, connotes a plethora of different kinds of the said gilled aquatic creatures. But the more pressing questions before I go to the wet market would be: what type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or fresh? (pauses) Ahh.. Given the meager budget afforded by this household’s quasi-peasant class taste, I assume i shall source the
staple “ga-lewng-gong.” Am i cOrrect?
Amo: Leche

In my opnion,ders a clamor among almst ol of d entire filipino populace w/n d age brackt of 15-60 2 ndulge demselvs 2a melodramatic trit w/ful of xciting twists& cnspiracy n its plot,w/c ndid stiml8s simltneous emotionl outburst 2those hu hav d plesure 2njoy dem,specialy aftr a long day of toil& hardwrk.M afraid dat i shud join d bandwagon so dat I may not b lft behind.”
- Inday, manonood ng bagong teleserye sa tv

Ovrnyt inaral ng amo ni inday ang dctionry pra may pantapat sya ke inday.
Amo: So inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a mere chambermaid in this extravagant mansion?
Inday: una camarera? Eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribi tu casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de tu casa cuasi-agradable. Quisiera traer una poca clase en este hogar pero
conjueturo que no puedo porque esta casa es fea.
Amo: demmet!

Jeepney driver : Hoy! Bkit sais lng ang bnayad mo?! syete na ang pamasahe ngeun!
Inday: I am currently enrolled in a 2-year vocational course in an academic institution. Therefore, i am a student and, by this fact, i am entitled to have the inalienable right to avail of a certain discount on my
jeepney fare. this is why I provided a payment less than what you expected because that is according to
the law, as stated in the fare matrix.
Jeepney driver : Ok.ok fine!

Nung una kong mabasa yung mga jokes na to…. Sobra akong natawa. Sabagay… joke nga e… ginawa ito para matawa tayo. Hirap naman kung may joke tapos na naiyak ka. Anyway… naligaw na naman ako sa usapan. San na tayo? Hmm.. ok.. si Inday… after reading the jokes…. Di na ako nagwonder bakit sya sikat. Character naman kasi talaga. She seems larger than life. I won’t be surprise if bukas-makalawa meron nang sariling na siyang sitcom… or even a movie. Sino kaya gaganap na Inday? Tingin nyo?

For the Inday article in the Inquirer :

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/inquirerheadlines/nation/view_article.php?article_id=93558

For more Inday jokes :

http://www.txtbuff.com/category/funny/sossy-inday/

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Nakakalungkot ano? Nag-away sila. Sayang yung friendship. :’(